Menlo-Atherton Bears track team

Sometimes headlines are supposed to get your attention but aren’t entirely accurate. But in this case, we haven’t sacrificed sensation for fact. Shortly before 4:30 pm this afternoon, a herd of half-naked young men crossed the San Mateo Drive bike bridge in the direction of Menlo Park. Asked about their team affiliation, they shouted, “Menlo-Atherton Bears.” Guess that makes them near bare naked (sorry).